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McDonnel Douglas Warranty Card

AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES

             Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.  In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1 . Mr.Mrs.Miss Lt. Gen.Comrade Classified Other

First Name____________________Initial____Last Name_________________________

Latitude________________________Longitude__________________________________

Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc.__________________

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

F-14 Tomcat F-15 Eagle F-16 Falcon F-19A Stealth Classified

3. Date of purchase:  Month___________Day___________Year____________

4. Serial Number____________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

Received as Gift/Aid Package
Catalog Showroom
Sleazy Arms Broker
Mail Order
Discount Store
Government Surplus
Classified


6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you
have just purchased:

Heard loud noise, looked up
Store Display
Espionage
Recommended by friend/relative/ally
Political lobbying by Manufacturer
Was attacked by one


7.  Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

Style/Appearance
Kickback/Bribe
Recommended by salesperson
Speed/Maneuverability
Comfort/Convenience
McDonnell Douglas Reputation
Advanced Weapons Systems
Price/Value
Back-Room Politics
Negative experience opposing one in combat


8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

North America
Central/South America
Aircraft Carrier
Europe
Middle East
Africa
Asia/Far East
Misc. Third-World Countries
Classified


9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to purchase
in the near future:

Product                
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon

Currently Own








Intend to purchase









10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?  Check all
that apply:

Communist/Socialist
Terrorist
Crazed (Islamic)
Crazed (Other)
Neutral
Democratic
Dictatorship
Corrupt (Latin American)
Corrupt (Other)
Primitive/Tribal
Just like to own stuff


11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

Cash
Suitcases of Cocaine
Oil Revenues
Deficit Spending
Personal Check
Credit Card
Ransom Money
Traveler's Check


12. Occupation

Occupation
Homemaker
Sales/Marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle Management
Eccentric Billionaire
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student

_____You____










Intend Your Spouse











13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis:

Activity/Interest
Golf
Boating/Sailing
Sabotage
Running/Jogging
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Default on Loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black Market/Smuggling
Collectibles/Collections
Watching Sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/Torture
Household Pets
Crushing Rebellions
Espionage/Reconnaissance
Fashion Clothing
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction

_____You____




















Intend Your Spouse





















Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.  Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well as allowing you to
receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments,
extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?  Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500

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